majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

tumblr, do you like eggs?

tumblr, do you like eggs?

skeletonology:

ah yes my favorite mario character, yellow danny devito

skeletonology:

ah yes my favorite mario character, yellow danny devito

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless