the google review for sams club was jamming out to my radio. or i have a virus.

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

jdude000:

OH MY GOD
jdude000:

OH MY GOD
jdude000:

OH MY GOD
jdude000:

OH MY GOD
jdude000:

OH MY GOD
jdude000:

OH MY GOD
jdude000:

OH MY GOD
jdude000:

OH MY GOD
jdude000:

OH MY GOD

jdude000:

OH MY GOD